Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Caffeine Inhalers, The Best Thing Since Cocaine Suppositories

      Just in case you aren't nervous enough, enter AeroShot, the worlds first inhalant caffeine, kinda...
             
 AeroShot combines an Amphetamine with B12 vitamin to be easily inhaled, and act fast. The website also includes some helpful info that may aid you through the darker times of your Aero addiction, describing proper Glory Hole etiquette, and how to hold a teeny lil old man's cock if need be.


         And as AeroShot's promo pictures clearly display, you will have the same energy, striking good looks, and propensity for casual m4m encounters as these fine fellas below



     Although Amphetamines have been used responsibly throughout time by Kamikazes, Nazi Storm   Troopers, and West Virginians alike, this product does pose a few threats to US citizens.




 As the sale of cocaine is a vital part of our economy, this legal product is stealing jobs from our people, and making it literally impossible for urban youths to "Ball Hard", and "Bag Fly Bitches" on the regular.



So, next time you need a pick-me-up, I urge you to go a more natural route, pick up your phone, and call your local, friendly crack-cocaine dealer instead.


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