Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The SAG Awards, A Black Man's Highlights

  So, the SAG Awards was another disappointment this year.  Sure, there was a big win for the "film" "The Help", but as a black man, I just couldn't bring myself to watch it.  I draw the line at any "inspirational comedy" that doesn't contain at least one man in drag playing a sassy, diabetes stricken, foul mouthed old lady.  "Medea" had one, "Norbit" had one, and "Sister Act 1&2" even had one with dreadlocks.  Without watching this movie, all i can say is chances are, it was an "Inspirational" piece of shit.
from left to right. some white lady, her husband, his boyfriend, some old white lady grasping her jewelry, some pretty white girl they paid to block the old white lady from danger, scared ass black girl, judging ass looking white girl, crying ass god thanking black girl, restrained black girl, ninja kidnapper white lady, and far right, white lady that masterminded this whole thing (possibly jewish)



   I guess I can say I'm happy that "Boardwalk Empire" did well, although theres a problem with that as well.  How are you gonna give muthafuckin "Donnie" from "The Big Lebowski" a fistful of statues, and leave my nigga Omar with nothing??? That shit is both homophobic, and racist.

In closing, it was a great year for black people being maids, and a shitty year for typecast homo thugs trying to get their act on.  I see you Ted Turner, I see you....





Yours Truly, Wallace T.
Contributing Editor, Critic, Revolutionary

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